17-Year-Old Reality TV “Star” (Star!!??)

Anderson Cooper Hilariously Defends Teen-Bride Courtney Stodden Against ‘Halloween Haters’

by Jon Bershad | 12:51 pm, October 26th, 2011

Mocking some public figures is like shooting fish in a barrel. For other public figures it’s like shooting fish in a tupperware container. And, for 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison and his teen-bride Courtney Stodden, mockery is like taking a fish out of the water, holding a gun to its head, and shooting it execution style. It’s just that easy. Seriously.

However, if Anderson Cooper continues to fill his fish receptacles (of whatever size) with lead this funny, we will gladly let him keep his fishing license.

Yes, Cooper took on the pair of lovebirds for a second time. Previously he defended them from “romance haters” in a bit dripping with so much sarcasm, the Daily Caller thought he was actually pro-teen brides. Now Hutchison and Stodden are back on Cooper’s “RidicuList” after getting kicked out of a pumpkin patch for inappropriate attire and PDA.

The whole thing is, well, ridiculous as well as, like we said, easy fish-shooting, but watching Cooper accuse a 17-year-old reality TV “star” of looking like she’s “eating her own face” makes the whole thing worthwhile.

Watch the clip from CNN below: