Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloween Hindu Style

Achmed, the dead terrorist:

"Is that my boyfriend... ahem... my best friend? You know, we don't have gays in the terrorists' world. Like my hero, the great president Ahmadinejad, may Allah keep his 71 virgins especially selected for him, said: 'There are no gay people in Iran.' We are not like you, pagans. Infidels! Is that my boyf... er... best friend, Anderson... with another guy? Who is that guy? Probably a pervert from your city, New York. Homosexuals. Infidels! Who IS that guy? A Homo I'm sure. I'll kill you!"

Benjamin and Anderson in Jaipur, India, celebrating Halloween by wearing matching sets of traditional Hindu wear. You'd think they were headed for their own same-sex not-so-traditional wedding...

Thanks to Jeff Dunham and Achmed, the dead terrorist, for their wonderful and macabre sense of humor -- perfect for Halloween... and any other time of the year.

The Jeff Dunham Show debut drew 5.3 million viewers, making it the most-watched series premiere in Comedy Central's history.

Watch this show, you'll die laughing!
Unless Achmed kills you first. Infidels.

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Thursdays at 9 PM ET on Comedy Central TV

Zombies Invade CNN Studios

"AAaah! Those are my friends Wolf and John.
They are trying to eat my boyfr... er... best friend, Anderson.
Even if they are already dead like a zombie,
I'll kill them!"

Don't you want to scream: "Anderson! Get out of the way! There are two zombies coming behind you to eat you!..." Hmm, eat Anderson, who could blame the zombies.

Thanks to Jeff Dunham and Achmed, the dead terrorist, for their wonderful and macabre sense of humor -- perfect for Halloween... and any other time of the year.

Watch this show, you'll die laughing!
Unless Achmed kills you first. Infidels.

The Jeff Dunham Show
Thursdays at 9 PM ET on Comedy Central TV

Blackout or Spooky Prank?

Silence! ... Infidels.

Thanks to Jeff Dunham and Achmed, the dead terrorist, for their wonderful and macabre sense of humor -- perfect for Halloween... and any other time of the year.

Do you remember? Anderson Cooper delivering the news during a (supposed) blackout at CNN. It was way back in 2007.

Watch this show, you'll die laughing!
Unless Achmed kills you first. Infidels.

The Jeff Dunham Show
Thursdays at 9 PM ET on Comedy Central TV

A Sports Analogy... Waay Over Anderson's Head.

Do you know how to play with balls, infidel?
Anderson Cooper knows, even if he's clueless about what he is doing.

Thanks to Jeff Dunham and Achmed, the dead terrorist, for their wonderful and macabre sense of humor -- perfect for Halloween... and any other time of the year.

Saturday, October 31, 2009


Madame's [Sarah Palin] latest Facebook post said Halloween day is going to be a "game changer" when it comes to the health care reform debate, and she urged everyone to tune into the GOP's weekly address. I couldn't tell if she used all caps in her post title because she accidentally hit my caps lock key or if she wanted to really, really emphasize her point. It doesn't really matter. Madame feels strongly about this!

I'm concerned for Anderson Cooper though. The phrase "game changer" can be used as a sports analogy. As we all know, Anderson Cooper doesn't understand sports analogies [see below here. It's a serious video but Anderson makes it funny.]

The softy southpaws' health care plans have mimicked board games as well, such as Monopoly, when they were considering proposing jail time for those who did not buy health insurance. Go directly to jail; do not pass go; do not collect $200! The bureaucracy of the softy southpaws plan is quite similar to a game of chute and ladders. Perhaps Congress will actually have ideas that aren't child's play! Hey, a LOTUS can dream; can't she?

She urged all Americans including Congress themselves to listen to John Boehner's address tomorrow. Madame says he is going to offer solutions. The softy southpaws have been whining that Republicans don't have any solutions, but Madame says they do. Am I going to be paying attention? You betcha!

UPDATED: Here is the address by John Boehner that Madame mentioned in her Facebook post:

[Long, boring and scary 03:32 min. talk. And Anderson is nowhere to be seen...Uuuuh! Spooky.]

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Watch this show, you'll die laughing!
Unless Achmed kills you first. Infidels.

The Jeff Dunham Show
Thursdays at 9 PM ET on Comedy Central TV


I've told you. My name is not Anderson Cooper.
My name is Achmed, and...
I'll Kill you!

Thanks to Jeff Dunham and Achmed, the dead terrorist, for their wonderful and macabre sense of humor -- perfect for Halloween... and any other time of the year.

Don't try this at home, kids!
Not even if you see Anderson, he may wear a halo but he still can kick the hell out of you...

I'll suck you!

I'll bite you!

I am the clown with the tear away face...
Anderson Cooper is behind the mask. Boo! He, he, he!!

I'll bloody, kill you!

The parrot on my shoulder died three years ago,
but he's a faithful shoulder friend.
I can't get rid of him...!

My dad is Ryan Reynolds, who will play my other dad, the Green Lantern, on a movie that's being made of his life and
heroic adventures.

My second job is as one of the Blue Men on The "Blue Men Group." I spook the hell out of them.

Watch this show, you'll die laughing!
Unless Achmed kills you first. Infidels.

The Jeff Dunham Show
Thursdays at 9 PM ET on Comedy Central TV

Friday, October 30, 2009

Benjamin Antoine Maisani

All the Internet's Pictures of Anderson Cooper's Boyfriend

By Brian Moylan, 3:09 PM on Fri Oct 30 2009, 9,107 views
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Yesterday, we told you about Anderon Cooper's catch of a boyfriend Benjamin (Antoine) Maisani. We asked for more info, and all we got was pictures, but they are more than good enough. Hello, Ben.

While we keep waiting to hear more reasons to be jealous of this muscled business owner who gets to go on lavish vacations with Anderson Cooper, we can console ourselves with some yummy images.

Being the co-owner of Eastern Bloc, a popular divey gay bar in the East Village, there must be even more party pictures of Mr. Maisani lying around.

Pumpkin Monkeys

October 30, 2009

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Squirrel monkeys at Bristol Zoo Gardens investigate a carved pumpkin that has been left as a special Halloween treat in their enclosure.

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"Voodoo, this is voodoo, don't touch it or you'll turn into a monkey... AAH! Too late!!!"

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Pence to discuss health care with CNN's Anderson Cooper tonight

Palladium-Item • October 30, 2009

Rep. Mike Pence is scheduled to appear on CNN's "Anderson Cooper 360° Tonight " show at 10 p.m. tonight, his Washington office announced late today.

Pence, who in his Republican House minority leadership position, has been an outspoken critic of the Democratic and Obama administration health care plan, is expected to share and debate his position on tonight's national broadcast.

Pence's 6th congressional district includes Wayne and surrounding east central Indiana counties.

To read this week's "P-I Live!" with Rep. Mike Pence on health care reform and other lively issues before the Congress, visit

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"It is common knowledge that the CNN reporter is gay"

The Indian people [not Native Americans, but citizens of the Republic of India] living in Thailand have no doubt about it: "It is common knowledge that the CNN reporter is gay"

Anderson Cooper In Jaipur With Boyfriend Benjamin Maisani

October 30th, 2009 - 8:29 pm ICT by GD

By Madhuri Dey

Oct. 30, (THAINDIAN NEWS) Anderson Cooper has been spotted with his boyfriend Benjamin Maisani in India, apparently to spend a vacation. It is common knowledge that the CNN reporter is gay, but he had never before been public with his personal life. No wonder, then, that the photographs taken of the two has cooked up quite a storm among the paparazzi.

It has been assumed that Cooper and his boyfriend Maisani are staying at an expensive heritage hotel at Jaipur in Rajasthan, India. Photos of the two were taken while they were lounging at the Rambagh Palace Hotel, where the two are staying. An inside source reported to the New York Post that on the first night of their arrival, the two had hit upon the romantic idea of filling the bathtub in Anderson’s room with bubbles and sprinkling it with rose petals. It is reported that they have boarded the hotel at a whopping three thousand and two hundred dollars per night. The hotel was rated the most sophisticated hotel in the world by the Conde Nast Magazine and is also one of the most expensive ones.

Maisani is the owner of a bar called Eastern Bloc in East Village. This is the second time he has been spotted with Anderson. The last time they were seen together was in June. They were spotted biking together. According to Anderson, he prefers not to talk about his personal life as he feels that it might harm his career. He stresses that as a reporter, it is imperative for him to mingle with all sorts of people and that exposed details of his personal life might ruin his chances.

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Fast Nudist

World's Fastest Nudist Fooled Us All!

Last month the World's Fastest Nudist was just a mysterious, fanny-pack wearing man trotting through the boroughs, scaring young children, and posting videos on YouTube. After getting coverage both online and on screen — it even made it to the desk of Anderson Cooper — the veil has been pulled off: he's just another marketing tool, and we've all been duped.

Today the NY Times reports on the latest video, which is a blatant advertisement for online shoe company Zappo's. They declared: “We’re not preying on anyone’s emotions. This was all about fun.” But what about all those other nude running enthusiasts who looked up to the WFN as a mentor — what about their emotions unnamed online shoe company?

The agency who dreamed up the WFN told the paper that since they "did not pitch to Mr. Cooper’s show, to 'have a viral video go out over CNN was a breakthrough.'” Sigh, it's like Balloon Boy all over again.

By Jen Carlson in News on October 29, 2009 -- 2:57 PM 2 Comments

"...a longtime platonic friend ..."

...Yeah, really!

There Is a Perfectly Logical Explanation for Anderson Cooper Being in a Rose-Filled Hot Tub With a Gay-Bar Owner

10/29/09 at 12:43 PM Comment 29Comment


"Page Six" refrained from making any gay references in their item this morning about Anderson Cooper on vacation with his and Madonna's friend Benjamin Maisani in Jaipur, India. Even though the CNN anchor was booked into a romantic $3,200-a-night suite with a four-poster mahogany bed. And even though Maisani is the owner of a gay bar. And a source told them that the large round bathtub in Anderson's room was filled, on their first night there, "with bubbles and sprinkled with red rose petals." Instead, "Page Six" made a jab about Anderson having to take the trip to console himself over his falling ratings, a poke that clearly had Fox News publicists exchanging high fives over their iced blood lattes this morning. Why did "Page Six" avoid any gay jokes in this seemingly flaming item?

Not because they're afraid of getting sued for defamation, of course. It's because they know there's positively not one iota of gayness in this item. Let's walk through it:

1. First of all, as any simple Google search will tell you, the Rambagh palace is literally flooded with bubbling water and rose petals — from the lobby to the gardens to the rooms. Had there been the complete duets of Peter Cetera also playing softly on the room speakers, that would have been a different thing entirely.

2. Additionally, all rooms in the hotel that would have been suitable for a celebrity (and Vanderbilt!) like Cooper are equipped with four-poster mahogany beds. This isn't New York, where some flashy boutique hotel can buy a composite platform from Ikea and call it a day. They need something you can hang on to.

3. And the only suites with two beds that aren't, say, the historic rooms of the Maharaja of Jaipur, are only furnished with tiny twin beds. Anyone would choose sleeping in a big king-size bed with a longtime platonic friend over squeezing into a twin alone. These are strapping guys! With big muscles!

4. Sure, Maisani is the owner of an East Village bar frequented by trendy gays. But you know what? So was Pete Wentz, for a while. And if anyone is heterosexual, it's that guy.

Obviously, it was just a pair of guy friends enjoying a simple vacation to Jaipur, legendary home of the handsome Rajput warrior princes — a city so romantic it is literally tinted pink. Usually, you guys, the simplest explanation is the right one.

Lap of luxury [Page Six/NYP]

By: Chris Rovzar

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Benjamin Maisani PHOTOS!

PHOTOS! Here are pictures of Anderson Cooper friend Benjamin Maisani. Benjamin Maisani is reportedly co-owner of Eatern Bloc, an East Village bar.

Anderson Cooper and Benjamin Maisani were snapped recently with sport bikes. Benjamin Maisani wore a polo shirt and aviator shades. Cooper opted for a polo of the same brand. How ironic. Both wore jeans with Cooper adding in a Nike hat.

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Benjamin Maisani

Benjamin Maisani (twice)

Benjamin & Anderson, one of the bike photos.

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