Anderson Has Them All Fooled

Step Aside NeNe Leakes! Anderson Cooper Has a New Boo

about 1 hour ago by Mariella Mosthof


Photo Credit: Heidi Gutman/Bravo
Photo: NeNe got close with bestie Anderson Cooper during the Watch What Happens Live taping.

NeNe Leakes had better watch out, because there's a tiny, tan, guidette moving in on her man, Anderson Cooper.

The Real Housewives are no strangers to the Anderson Cooper: 360 RidicuList, and, neither is Jersey Shore's Snooki, but, this week, the tables turned. Anderson revealed a reverent crush on the hard-partying, be-poufed Snooks that sounded pretty steamy. NeNe might want to check in on their flirt-lationship.

AC put all major news stations on his RidicuList this week for missing out on hiring Snooki as a news anchor. She scored a news hosting gig for AOL and, as it turns out, makes quite the anchorwoman. Anderson praised her poise and skill with such compliments as: "She covers medical news with the aplomb of a really buzzed, pint-sized Sanjay Gupta."

The Silver Fox admitted that Snooki held the key to his heart, and in response to her coverage of Hurricane Irene-induced power outages cooed, "Oh believe me, Snooki, I know what it's like to be powerless … powerless against your charms."

Verrry smooth, dude. Ronnie would be impressed with those creeping skills.

Now, we hope Anderson can sort out his feelings before it comes to a catfight, because we fear for 4'9" Snooki's safety in taking on 5'10" NeNe Leakes. Although with such glowing sentiments from Anderson as, "You know what I think heaven is like? I think it's like curling up for eternity in a big fluffy cloud made entirely of Snooki logic," NeNe's chances of holding her spot as his #1 girl seem low.