The Joker

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Scientology's Wacky Indictment of Anderson Cooper

For years, Anderson Cooper has been admirably investigating the cult of Scientology. Scientology is determined to get back at AC for his lack of respect. Their latest tactic: distributing an entire magazine about AC's "History of Lies." Let's look!

TVNewser says that Scientologists were handing out this 95-page issue of Freedom magazine in front of CNN's New York offices yesterday. Cheeky! And the content is online! The charges against AC:

• He only talked to "Anti-Scientology apostates," who'd been kicked out for bad things—including sex!
• Nobody even watches his stupid show any more (because it sucks).
• AC was a prima donna and kept putting ridiculous demands on Scientology, including once canceling and interview due to an "inner ear bug." Of gayness?
• Scientologists prove that they saw a Harper's Index at least once.
• Here is a picture of Anderson Cooper dressed up as a Joker (which is what he is) [See picture below].
• Anderson Cooper loves terrorists.
• "Larry King was the only CNN host qualified to interview the Scientology leader." Haha.

CASE CLOSED.

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He's gorgeous.
He looks like a very classy Joker.
If the scientologists wanted to make fun of Anderson, they failed,
because they made him look very dapper.