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Don’t Do It, Coop!: Vitamin Company Offers Anderson Cooper $1 Million to Change His Coif

by Alexandria Symonds August 19, 2010, 5:33 PM

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We like you just the way you are! Photograph from PatrickMcMullan.com.
The Florida energy-supplement company Rise-N-Shine LLC has offered Anderson Cooper $1 million to take their “Go Away Gray” pills for five years and turn his hair back to its original shade (whatever that is). The pills contain an enzyme called catalese, the deficiency of which causes gray hair. According to the South Florida Sun Sentinel, Cooper could receive the cool million in cash after taking the pills for 60 days and using social media to talk about his experience.

We don’t think he should do it! If he does, John Slattery might follow suit, and where would we as a nation be without our silver foxes?

Just for fun, here are some of the other products Rise-N-Shine LLC makes: “Don’t Forget, The Ultimate Memory Pill,” “Royal Flush Brazilian Cleansing Formula,” “GET HEALTHY Multivitamin: Everything You Need and More to Be Healthy and Feel Great,” and our favorite, “MenoPAUSE Chill Pills.” Hmm, who would be a good celebrity endorser for those?

(Via Daily Intel.)