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"Snooki is one impossibly lucky, unusually spunky, freakishly tan, beer guzzling, juicehead hugging, muscle loving, Botero body, pint-sized money-making machine."
................-- Anderson Cooper

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Video: Anderson Cooper Trashes 'Juicehead Hugging' Snooki

By Kiki Von Glinow Posted Apr 13th 2011 -- 12:30PM

Since when did Anderson Cooper become a comedian? Well, since right about now. Cooper took to 'Anderson Cooper 360' to lay down the law when it comes to his anti-'GTL' beliefs -- and he's kind of hilarious.

He had more than a few choice words for all of those people (i.e. Rutgers University) who pay Snooki to be Snooki, and added them to his 'RidicuList.'

Cooper started his rant against the tan phenom by supplying her with the most fitting moniker we've heard in a while: "Snooki is one impossibly lucky, unusually spunky, freakishly tan, beer guzzling, juicehead hugging, muscle loving, Botero body, pint-sized money-making machine."

But what's got Cooper really riled up? The fact that Snooki and her castmates are raking in $100,000 per episode: "If you listen closely, you can hear school teachers around the country weeping right now."

Well played, Cooper.