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Why Anderson Cooper Will Never Come Out Of The Closet



Why won’t he just shatter his glass closet?

Anderson just won’t give us the satisfaction of seeing him with his very attractive Hispanic man slave. Sources recently spotted Anderson and his boy toy boarding and sitting separately on an airplane, Anderson in front and we wonder if this is the way it goes in bed too.

ANDERSON Cooper deplaning the shuttle in DC and waiting patiently for an attractive Hispanic man who had sat in the back of the plane while Cooper sat in the front.

Anderson’s new boyfriend is said to be Diane von Furstenberg’s assistant and moved in with the silver fox this summer.

You may remember that we here at L.A. Rag Mag are obsessed with uncovering Anderson’s elusive ex boyfriends, one of which is now starring in the new season of the Real World, but Anderson will never come out because he’s a real journalist.

“You know, I understand why people might be interested. But I just don’t talk about my personal life. It’s a decision I made a long time ago, before I ever even knew anyone would be interested in my personal life. The whole thing about being a reporter is that you’re supposed to be an observer and to be able to adapt with any group you’re in, and I don’t want to do anything that threatens that.”

Ugh! Good excuse, but we hardly think the liberals that watch CNN or the people on the front lines would care if you went home to Ricky Martin. In fact Anderson coming out would prove that in his line of work sexuality is dwarfed by much greater issues of importance.

Do you think it would hurt Anderson to come out?

Source: www.laragmag.com

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