Is It Michael or Is It Sperm?

Anderson Cooper Bares His Brawn

Anderson Cooper is out all over the place lately, hmm? First it's the pictures of the Vanderbilt-built CNN reporter and his rumored BF Julio Cesar Recio coming in to town at LAX, and now the silver fox is stripping down to his skivvys for a friendly, platonic swim with human fish Michael Phelps.

Although we do wish Cooper had put a little more effort into his underwater atire as Phelps had. Don't get us wrong, we are grateful for a shirtless A.C., but we would have loved him in a Speedo.

And maybe it's just our dirty little minds, but does Phelp's swimming technique remind anyone else of those videos of sperm you had to watch in health class?

Sorry for the gross imagery you guys, but am I right or am I right? (I am right.) Michael Phelps isn't half fish, he's just one X chromosome short of being a human.



Dec 1, 2008 · posted by drew