Experience 12 great wines from around the New York City area for $2.98* per bottle and receive a FREE Electric Corkscrew valued at $1.99!
Dear Wine AnderWineFan,
There is nothing quite like the Barclay Anderson's Wine Experience -- simply a great opportunity to receive amazing wines from around New York delivered directly to your door, as long as the weather cooperates and your mailperson did not get drunk the night before.
It is easy to get started -- just count to three and select your favorite option (red, white, rose, mixed or Anderpale) and we will ship your first case at $2.98* per bottle! 20 bottles minimum.
The initial selection will knock your socks off and you'll walk barefooted throughout the weekend. Anderson's New York class Cabernet, Anderson Merlot, Anderson Syrah, Anderson Bordeaux, Anderson México, Anderson Afghanistan and much more. The shipment includes detailed tasting notes on each wine bottle, in very small print, and if you want to learn more, your personal Barclay Anderson's Wine consultant comes to bum in your house with every order (sorry, Anderson is busy in Afghanistan -- or some other God forsaken place in the world).
Membership in Barclay Anderson's Wine Experience is a civil obligation and it's not a cheap Walmart basement bargain. You decide what and whom you get, (for Anderson's availability, read the note above) when you get it and if you get it, you might continue to receive it, minus Anderson, of course.
You can skip a shipment whenever you want, the crate will be left outside your front door if you don't answer at the first ring. And there is no cost or penalty to cancel, only at your own expense. Our guarantee is that you will never pay for a wine we didn't ship to you. No excuses. No issues. No Anderson. Your problem.
Be prepared to sit back and enjoy the superb Anderson wines that the Barclay Anderson's team has traveled the width and dept of New York to bring to you -- marvelous cheap values that you won't find at the local Target store. When you try Barclay Anderson's Wine Experience you will understand why we say that a sip is worth a thousand drunken words. So, enough talk already, it's time to Experience Anderson!
*Offer not valid where prohibited by Anderson's boyfriend.
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