My NY Resolution

I don't make New Year's resolutions, ever! I hate to break them within 2 days. So I don't make them ever. But this time I made an exception, because I want to do something that is very, very important to me: I Want to Interview Anderson Cooper!!!

I have several ideas about how to go about it; one of them is to let you all know and ask you that if you know anybody at CNN, or know somebody who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody at CNN; or if somebody at CNN is reading this blog (Anderson may have his spies lurking around), so, yes spy, I am talking to you too. PLEASE somebody, connect me with Anderson Cooper or his secretary at least, I could ask him/her to write an appointment for me in Anderson's book!

I have my best of intentions in mind, I would never ask him who he is dating or what his relationship with Benjamin Maisani is, and I would never, ever ask him questions about his sexuality. I know those topics are off hands and mentioning either one of them would mean the interview is finished.

I would not ask him the same old questions, how he felt after his dad died, how he felt after Carted died, why is he afraid of frogs but not of rockets, do you know how to dance... Ha, ha, ha! He'll throw me out of his office at the sound of "dance."

No, no, no. I would ask Anderson a huge, long list of questions nobody has had the guts to ask him, or nobody has thought to ask him. I won't tell you what they are -- I don't want some other "reporter" to read them and appropriate them...

It'd be fantastic! I promise.


"Grrrant Peterrr an INTERVIEW!!! Or I'll take a job at Fox!"