Really Awful "Knock-Knock" Jokes

Where did they come up with these "knock-knock" jokes? They are awful, not funny at all. Anderson is a much, much better writer of comedy one liners. No doubt about it.

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June 24, 2011

Some knee-slappin’ knock-knock jokes for Anderson Cooper

“I bet at the Daily Caller, if someone tells a knock-knock joke, everyone runs to the door to see who comes in.” — Anderson Cooper

Ha ha ha! You got that right, Anderson! Why, here are a few we were “knocking” around just this morning:

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anderson Cooper.
Anderson Cooper who?
So you’ve seen my ratings.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anderson Cooper. Hey, do you mind if I move around some of these clothes and shoes? It’s kinda cramped in here!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anderson Cooper.
Well, thank you for stopping by, but we really don’t need any Mary Kay.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anderson Cooper.
Oh, hi. So, okay, Anderson, I have to ask. Which part made you madder: the fact that Doug Hutchinson’s wife is only 16, or that she can get away with that outfit without waxing her chest?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Don Lemon?

All in good fun, Anderson! We all know what a great sense of humor you and your fans have. No hard feelings, and keep up the good work. Presumably.

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"Presumably"? Jim, The IDIOT; I don't have Anderson's patience and sense of humor, so, for me, Jim is a huge IDIOT!

This time there is no picture of the other Idiot, the cute but republican and founder of "The Daily Caller," Tucker Carlson.