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Nobody Worry: Kirk Cameron Says It's Not End Times

Author: Cindy Casares
06 Jan 2011 | 12:07



Eighties teen heartthrob and born-again Christian Kirk Cameron was interviewed by Anderson Cooper yesterday about whether or not the sudden death of millions of wild animals all over the world is a sign the world is ending soon. He was in a film series about the end times based on the Bible, you see, called Left Behind, so he should know. (Sidenote: Journalism really is over, isn't it?)

Kirk told Anderson that this can't be end times because looking to birds for signs of impending doom is a Pagan tradition. Ha. Everyone knows Paganism is just a silly fairy tale unlike the stuff in Left Behind which is based on Biblical fact. As the trailer below says, "It's written in the Scriptures. I guarantee."


Since we can't look to birds and fish to predict how the world is doing, Kirk has come up with a better idea. Asking the Pilgrims. Yes, those Pilgrims. The ones who are dead because they came to America in the 17th century. They, Kirk says, left us the clues to make America great. That's why he's doing a documentary about their advice, which is due out soon. It's like the DaVinci Code, but for Protestants. Huzzah.

Now for fun, here's Kirk Cameron witnessing to some homeboys on the Santa Monica Pier.