Erica #2... 3, 4, etc.

Nobody will be able to do the job as well as Erica Hill, so why look for a great figure who would most likely look less than perfect. So, with that in mind I offer my assistance and great eye for a substitute that, although may not know much about the news, will, certainly, take the breath away from the viewers -- including Anderson himself of course.

My first choice, of course, boy toy of the moment, Levi Johnston:


Can you imagine Anderson trying to talk about the underwear terrorist knowing Levi is sitting just a few feet away...? Especially if Levi shows up exactly like in the picture above... Hey! If he is (or will be) in Playgirl totally nude, why would he not come to CNN shirtless?! We would certainly expect him to.

My choice number two would be... After thinking about this for a while, all along while staring at the picture above, I decided to pick my favorite for number two would be: Levi Johnston! The same for choices number three to ten. Levi would be the perfect co-anchor to share The Shot every evening with; I mean, the shot of Tequila, that is. And after a few shots, who'd care about that other The Shot!


Anderson asks Levi for The Shot of the day: "Is it true that you have been named the new gay icon for 2010?" All the while showing pictures from the soon to come to a newsstand near you, some of the pictures from the spread from Playgirl. To what Levi responds: "Ha, ha! For 2010? I hope it would last longer than only a year..." As for the foggy picture, well, you know how Levi can make a lens sweat. Even Anderson started to get sweaty.