No No Ne Ne, Again

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(July 29, 2009)

ATL'S NENE TALKS ANDERSON COOPER AND KIM'S WIG: Atlanta housewife trying to figure out why CNN's Silver Fox hasn't called her.

*NeNe Leakes of Bravo's "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is still trying to hook up with her crush, CNN's Anderson Cooper, but even though he admitted to being one of her biggest fans, her quest to meet him hasn't gone very well.

"I follow him on Twitter and he follows me," NeNe tells E! Online's Marc Malkin. "But we haven't talked. I'm going to New York in August, and I swear to God I'm going to his office and knocking on the door. I'm going to be like, 'What is your problem? Why haven't you called me?'"

As for the upcoming season of "Housewives," she had an immediate issue with newest cast member Kandi Burruss, who replaces DeShawn Snow in the second season. NeNe blames on-again off-again pal Kim Zolciak for the tension.

"I think Kim has been feeding negative things about me," NeNe says.
"And instead of Kandi getting to know me for herself, she just prejudged me.Most people like me, but I just find women who are very weak let someone get it in their ear and they prejudge."

NeNe isn't the only housewife with drama this year. A promo for upcoming episodes shows one argument ending with cast member Sheree Whitfield pulling Kim's wig.

"Last year Sheree and Kim were friends, but this year she pulls Kim's wig," NeNe says, laughing. "Drama, honey! I was right there, too. I was like, I don't know whether to stop y'all or say, 'Keep going!'"

Are these Georgia divas trying to give the Garden State ladies of The Real Housewives of New Jersey a run for their catfight money? You betcha.

"We're the queens, honey," NeNe says. "We're back to take our crowns.
New Jersey don't have nothing on us! They flipped a table, but we go and flip some weaves."

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Don't be surprised if Anderson takes the full month of August off; or at least he'll go to a remote and inaccessible land where some jealous husband caught his wife with her boyfriend and killed him and his wife and is "suspected" that the very clear prints on the bloody knife are his. Anderson would follow the case for the whole month of August going to bed every night praying the case lasts all month!

UPDATE: I just got a news bulletin from this undisclosed island in the middle of the anonymous ocean saying that the husband killed the boyfriend, not because he was his wife's lover, but because he was HIS lover! The plot thickens...

Main while, back at Anderson's CNN New York office some precautions have been taken to keep relentless admirers out of the way...