Steve?

One Franchise Fagola Blind Vice

Today 10:50 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

Shocker! There's yet another secret gay actor whose star is rising faster than Chris Brown's temper! Right now, No-Beave Steve has a decent gig making a name for himself playing loveable but hateful characters.

So much so, these semi notorious parts have landed him a sizeable part in a major movie franchise. In seconds, Steve, whose looks are as sultry as his kiss (say his boyfriends), is poised to become the next the, no question.

But isn't it interesting that standing right there, right by Steve's hunky side on all those requisite red-carpets will be...

...not a fake girlfriend. What?! Is this dude on crack? Doesn't he know that's how you get ahead (and stay ahead) in this superficial town of ersatz relationships and even faker People magazine spreads? Yes, he does, actually, and he doesn't give a crap. I so love this guy!

Close buds to No-Beave insist, assure and swear on their equally humpy hearts that NBS has made it an edict that he will not be participating in the only-for-show romance game so many of his movies' handlers have tried to make him participate in. As I said, fab. Just can't wait for the first reporter to call him on what he so obviously plans on not hiding? Will it be Perez? Me? The Star? Harvey Levin?

Or maybe, just maybe, it's gonna be Anderson Cooper...stay tuned.

It Ain't: Ed Westwick, Phillip Rhys, Tristan Wilds

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Ed Westwick plays Chuck Bass in Gossip Girl

Phillip Rhys plays Jude Sawyer in Nip/Tuck

Tristan Wilds stars as Dixon
in 90210

Anderson Cooper plays a journalist... No, wait a minute... Anderson Cooper IS a journalist in CNN, actually, Anderson Cooper is THE BEST journalist in CNN (scratch that) in TV, period.

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March 4-10, 2009
La Dolce Musto
...which married superstar with multiple Oscar nominations went on a cruise with his boy toy, during which time they ordered up every movie the actor has ever been in and cozily watched them in their cabin? I guess to this guy, porn is basically himself. If the trapdoor to his ego ever opens up, he might finally end up stretching his soul like I did this week. To great applause!

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Who are these mystery GAY men everybody talks about but nobody names?