What Is Longer Than Kris...

Things longer than Kim K's marriage


Kim Kardashian said it was a tough call to end her marriage to her now-estranged hubby Kris Humphries, but whatever the reason, it caused a lot of people to wonder: "What's longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage?"

But according to Twitter, here are a few other things:

• From @Seth_Rogen: "Kim Kardashian's 'singing career.'"
• From @lizzwinstead: "The flavor in a stick of Fruit Stripe Gum."
• From @PBSGwen: "Herman Cain at #1 in the polls."
• From @TobeyMonster: "[Lady] Gaga's real name."
• From @ChristyAnderson: "However long it took to find Nemo."
• From @AshJed: "Dora the Explorer's pause, when she is waiting for you to answer her question."
• From @A_MgDee: "The hashtag #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage."
• And of course, from @SoVeryAwkward: "That awkward moment when the list of #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage is longer than Kim's marriage."

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Anderson things that lasted longer than Kris and Kim's marriage:

• Anderson's brown hair.
• Anderson's taste for spinach.
• Anderson as Phil Donahue (he still is Phil)
• Anderson's belief in spirits.