Ooh La La, No No No.

Another Reason To Go Nuts Over Anderson Cooper: Because He Hates Countess Luann, Too

By Eliot Glazer

Honestly, is Anderson Cooper not everyone’s Dream Date? Look at the guy! Even if you’re not into old dudes (we’re not saying he’s old, because he isn’t, even though go ahead and be old if you want!), that head of luscious silver hair is beguiling, to say the least. Maybe it’s that thing where you’re like, yeah, he’s gray on top, but that doesn’t mean he’s gray everywhere, y’know? Is that a thing??? Where am I going with this???

Here’s where I’m going: Anderson Cooper is also sexy because he is a GENIUS. Ever since I heard him talk about the sad state affairs that was Lindsay Lohan‘s mom having a short-lived reality show, I’ve been on board the Anderson Cooper Is The Ultimate Bullsh*t Detector Train (choo choo!). This guy doesn’t parse words about terrible things in the media, and even when he cops to guilty pleasures (including his embrace of some the medium’s finest dirtbags, like Nene Leakes of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta), he’s still the ultimate voice of reason.

Recently, Anderson got to check out the “music video” from “non-singer” Countess Luann Delicatessen called “Ooh La La France Oui Oui Chic C’est La Vie” and just went off on how terrible it is, as well as how it compares to other musical ventures by dummies living in Andy Cohen‘s basement.


HALLELUJAH FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN!