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CNN’s Anderson Cooper Mocks The Doctors For Taking An Ultrasound Of Coco’s Buttocks

by Alex Alvarez | 12:22 pm, February 22nd, 2012

CNN’s Anderson Cooper — the man who interviewed Toddler and Tiaras contestants on his daytime talk show — placed the colon-obsessed television talk show The Doctors on his “RidicuList” Tuesday night for having taken an ultrasound of reality TV star Coco‘s buttocks, in hopes of determining whether or not her famous (and much beloved) derriere is, in fact, real. Indeed, all of “Coco’s Doubters” made the list.

“Citizens of America, rest easy tonight,” Cooper joked. “The buttocks are real. I repeat: Coco’s buttocks are real.”

“I hate to say it,” he added, “but when it comes to proving the veracity of her posterior, Coco’s a little behind.” Womp womp! We will all remember, of course, that fellow reality star Kim Kardashian also underwent a procedure to prove her assets are genuine. And there’s Courtney Stodden, who is all “rill.”

When you assume things about people’s butts, Cooper seemed to say, you only make an ass out of you. Words to live by.

Have a look, via CNN: