Anderson & Benjamin At The Oscars

Today at 3:13 PM
Vulture’s Behind-the-Scenes Party Timeline of Oscars Weekend

By Kyle Buchanan and Carita Rizzo
While you were dusting off your VCR, getting ready to enjoy a Reese Witherspoon–inspired screening of Overboard, Hollywood's finest were heading out to glitzy Oscar after-parties, topping off a long weekend of boozing and schmoozing with ... more boozing and schmoozing. Vulture was there every step of the way — starting on Thursday and ending on Sunday — to eyeball, eavesdrop, and report on what went down. Herewith, an epic timeline that includes a Jon Hamm dominoes defeat, a Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen reunion, and a Blythe Danner guilt trip. Alas, nip slips were reserved for the ceremony. ["nip slips"... Something about J. Lo's wardrobe malfunction which, really, nobody noticed.]

Thursday
8 p.m.
to
12:20 a.m.
[Not interesting]

Friday
5:32 p.m.
to
7:12 p.m.
[Not interesting]

Saturday
12:50 p.m.
to
2:58 p.m.
[Not interesting]

Sunday
9:14 p.m.
to
11:44 p.m.
[Not interesting UNTIL:]

11:56 p.m. Outside at the valet, Andy Cohen chats up Anderson Cooper and his date Ben Maisani, as well as Jesse Tyler Ferguson and his date Justin Mikita.

[end of report]

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Thanks again to my super agent from YouTube Cwm368 for the timely tip. Perhaps tomorrow we'll get the pictures from some magazine or Internet blog smart enough to know this is no longer a hush, hush story -- we hope.

By the way, I found out that 368 is not the age of "Cwm"'s, my secret agent. It seems 368 is too much a secret that covers "Cwm"'s super secret identity, you know, like 007 only more complicated.

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