Pamela, Kate and Anderson. NOOoooo!

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Dancing With The Stars: The Pamela Anderson - Kate Gosselin Feud Fires Up!

Written by Abel Rodriguez
Thursday, 1 April 2010

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the top reality shows Dancing With The Stars and American Idol are going head-to-head as they are pitted against each other.

This year's edition of DWTS has already seen at least three of the couples get into some pretty serious arguments where three of the dancers have threatened to quit.

Tony Dovolani got so fed up with his partner, Kate "Graceless" Gosselin that he walked off their rehearsal.

Kate stood there looking into the camera and asked "Why? What did I do? What did I say? Is it me? No, of course not. It isn't me. I'm pretty much perfect."

Wrong fake extensions breath! Kate the not-so-great has a diva-like attitude and a prima donna personality that makes the has-been bitch Madonna seem like a low self-esteemed nun by comparison.

"King Kate" is so bitter, angry, frustrated, and untalented that she could probably piss off Anderson Cooper, who is one of the most easy-going personalities on television.

And now Kate is taking out her frustrations on fellow dance contestant, the very well-bosomed Pamela Anderson. Gosselin remarked to host Tom Bergeron backstage that she is tired of the cameraman always focusing on Pam's knockers.

Kate said that the DWTS director needs to tell the cameraman to start focusing some of their attention on her tits, which may not be as big as Pammy's, but at least they're not store-bought.

Bergeron conveyed Kate's words to Anderson who exploded. "Just who the hell does this Kate of the over sized calves think she is. She has no talent. She has no personality. She has no male poking her. The only thing she can do is pop out babies, six at a time. Isn't that what a cocker spaniel does?"

Bergeron laughed and said, "I hear ya."

When he went to Gosselin and told her what Anderson had said, Kate exploded. "A cocker spaniel? Well isn't that the kettle calling the bitch black. Or I mean isn't that the cocker spaniel calling the pot a whore...or I mean isn't that bitch calling the kettle a cocker spaniel."

"I hear ya." Bergeron interrupted.

And so the Pamela Anderson - Kate Gosselin feud has been ignited. One thing for sure, both women do go through the spray on tan aerosol cans.

In a related story. Oprah Winfrey says that her favorite Dancing With The Star celebrity is the jiggly, overweight, black as coffee Niecy Nash. Oprah told Michelle Obama, "Sista, I be rootin' fo dat big bootied Niecy girl. She reminds me of myself when I used ta be as fat as a garbage truck, uh huh fo sure and like my main dawg Snoop Dogg say, 'fa shizzle my nizzle.'"

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