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Look at the lyrics in the "Description" and listen to the video at the 00:43 mark.

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Solar Wind: You Ain't Shit Contest (hosted by Wax)

(01:28 min.)

From: thebert23

Added: March 12, 2010

Description:Shout out to Wax and EOM for the contest. Hope you enjoyed this one!

Machine:
man, you know i've been trying to tell my life story for a minute now
so, i'm just trying to provide a few details
know what i'm saying, fill in the gaps
this is my life story here
you can see it in the recording but...
this is for you the fans, you know

I make the T-Rex look like he was an iguana
I broke seven state records when I played pop-warner
I have a 40 inch vertical, never lifted weights
I took my teacher's spot when I reached second grade
I solve sudoku puzzles blindfolded and timed
I do crosswords in Spanish, German, and sign-
language, huh, which I mastered at birth
I gave hope to Sox nation, "reversed the curse"
the ladies swoon when I speak, like Anderson Cooper
(he's so cute)

I once performed a citizen's arrest on a state trooper
Gave Mr. Norris a roundhouse kick to see how it felt
fought Mike Tyson twice, took the heavyweight belt
("my style is impetious")
stole the Mona Lisa and replaced it with a sandbag
I'm the sole designer for Louis V, handbags
(I'm) too sexy for my shirt, been asked to model
but I'm way too thug, hey I'll tell the truth tomorrow

Machine:
Obviously, I was just playing around
but no one's lying, I don't know what Wax is talking about
this is all real life, it's real life!
Check the facts, I stole the Mona Lisa
I fought Mike Tyson!
just look at the HBO tapes man
just look at them...

URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4_fkDfRwrs