Ahmed or Achmed?

Who cares, Achmed (as I call him) is the funniest terrorist in the world; and his dummy, Jeff Dunham is handsome and talented... or is it the other way around? Who cares? They are a fantastic pair of comics that I recommend to everybody to watch on Comedy Central TV on Thursdays at 9:00 PM ET. FYI, I don't get any commission, I just want to share this information for all to enjoy! Enjoy!

Wouldn't be fantastic if Anderson would interview this terrorist? The amount of information he'd get out of Achmed would be invaluable...!!!


Anderson Cooper: Let me introduce you to the fieriest... ahem, funniest terrorist in the world.

Achmed: Silence. Infidel!

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Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
(10:47 min.)

From: KrowBatellio

Added: September 29, 2007

Description: =====Where To Buy===== Log onto www.jeffdunham.com, there he has a link to where you can purchase the full dvd. Sorry guys, I won't upload this anywhere or send it to you, go buy the DVD. [Amazon.com has all of Jeff's DVDs]

URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

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Anderson Cooper: Calm down, calm down, everybody. Achmed here...

Achmed: Aggghmed!

Anderson: Huh?

Achmed: It's Aggghmed, not Achmed.

Anderson: Aghghghmed.

Achmed: NO, not Aghghghmed. Infidel. Aggghmed!

Anderson: I've got it. The dead terrorist here is harmless.

Achmed: I kill you!

Anderson: He is full of pearls like this. And to his right is his best friend Jeff Dunham. How you doing Jeff?

Jeff Dunham: I'm doing...

Achmed: Silence!

Anderson: Aghghghmed, your best friend is welcome too...

Jeff: Don't mind him, Anderson. He's always cranky like this.

Achmed: You call me cranky because you are jealous. Anderson and I are more handsome than you.

Jeff: Yes, you are, Achmed.

Achmed: Of course I am. And Anderson here is better looking than you too. As a matter of fact I think I will be going home with him, Jeff. One death life with you is enough.

Jeff: I don't think...

Achmed: Silence!

Anderson: Aghghghmed, be nice to Jeff, he's your best friend...

Achmed: He's not! You are my best friend!

Anderson: But I don't know how to... han-dle you... I'm not a...

Achmed: Silence!

Jeff: Achmed, be good to Anderson, you know he is our host.

Achmed: Our host. What is a host?

Jeff: It means he can throws out...

Achmed: I kill him!

Jeff: Achmed!

Anderson: I wish we had more time, but we'll have to leave there.

Achmed: Yes, Anderson, let's go to your home now...