Anderson's Glasses Are Half Full

Anderson Cooper: Now With More Glasses!

By Michelle Collins

You know the old saying: Boys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses? Well, today, we have an update: People of any gender will gladly make passes at Anderson Cooper wearing glasses. And now you can make passes (in your head, during your dreams) daily, as Anderson is set to debut a new syndicated daytime talk show this September. And in an effort to get the word out about the show, Anderson has created his very own Youtube channel dedicated to short adorable promos showing his “real” side. Like, did you know that he’s had worry lines since he was 8 years old? And that his vision is not 20/20 like fellow handsome white-haired anchor Hugh Downs? (20/20 jokes? Is this thing on? Note that I’m slapping myself in the face.)

But here’s the thing Andy (Can I call you Andy? Or &-y for short?): No promotion necessary. I will gladly series pass this ess out of your show and squeeze in a daily viewing somewhere in between the time when I watch Judge Judy and Wheel Of Fortune. Unless Antiques Roadshow is on, wherein I might have to skip my evening Seinfeld viewings for you. The point I’m trying to make is that can everyone be quiet while I snort my Boniva? I’m trying to concentrate.

While I get my rocks off on bone strengthening medication, enjoy this preview, in which Anderson puts on a PAIR OF F**KING GLASSES (all you need to know.)